Shut Your Piehole–Todd’s First Post!
The other day no less than five people felt it necessary to burden me with every detail of how life has done them wrong. The presumption is that THEIR life sucks more than mine. I love these five people. But, in these tense and troubling times, I wish they would take my simple advice and Shut Your Piehole.
Got small, irritating things in your life? Do what I do, keep your mouth shut. No one wants to hear it! If everyone in the world unloaded on everybody who asked, “hey, how are you doing?” the world would come to a screeching halt.
I mean, really! “My sister said this…” “My dry cleaner did that…” The complainers want only one thing–and that is for you to say, “I’m so sorry, your life sucks!” Which is pretty presumptuous, seeing that YOURS might suck more. Be aware that telling the story of the horrific experience you had at the BMW dealer might currently being told to a person who bought just enough gas to get to work with the loose change they scavenged from their sock drawer.
I believe that we are measured by the things we cherish and love, and not by the things that annoy us. At a party, you might point out someone and say “that’s Bob, he loves cooking, has a St. Bernard and lived in Japan for four years.” You wouldn’t say, “that’s Bob, he hates it when people park too close to his driveway, he’s lactose intolerant and his copier toner costs $43.00 a shot.”
Think positively! It’s like our mothers used to say, “if you don’t have something nice to say, shut the HELL UP!” We are ALL under stress–money, our jobs, the future. The last thing we need is you showing up looking like the iceburg that sank the Titanic. Please think about what you’re about to say. If you’re going to complain, remember that everyone’s in the same boat and that most have bigger problems to attend to.
Think about it. I hope to have an uplifting discussion with you soon.
Todd
Sephora: Free Go Smile Kit w/ Any Purchase
It’s Hip to Save has a posting HERE on how you can get a FREE Go Smile kit w/ any purchase at Sephora.
And something for Mommy…(and Daddy)
Victoria’s Secret has a rockin’ swimsuit deal today–
While we’re on the subject of small, expensive offspring…
Coupons! Add a coupon for $1 off a pack of Pampers Extra Protection to your Kroger (etc.) shopper’s card at P&G eSaver (registration required). Exp. 8/31.You’ll also find e-coupons for $1 off Pampers, .25 off Pampers wipes, $1 off UnderJams, $1 off Pampers Sensitive, and $1.50 off Luvs (that’s a good one!). All expire 8/31
Insanely good deals at Toys R’ Us…
Through 7/18, save an extra 20% on clearance toys at Toys R Us.
Free Lunch Kit (up to $9.99 value) when you buy any backpack priced $12.99 or more through 7/26.
Save $10 on Crayola 200-Piece Masterworks Art Case through 7/26.
Save up to $10 on LeapFrog TAG, TAG Junior & Leapster 2 Systems through 7/26.
30% off select Summer Fun and Outdoor Play through 7/18.Babies R Us:
Save $5 Off Baby Purchases of $25 or more at BabiesRUs.com through 7/5.
Save up to 70% when you save an extra 20% on clearance toysthrough 7/18
July Fourth is a big deal for these folks…
…stuck out in distinctly hostile territory today. Our dear friend Mike Buchanan created this image for Memorial Day, but I think it’s appropriate now. I spoke with an amazing mom yesterday at an appearance who’d seen THREE sons go to Iraq. One son came back without an arm and part of his leg. We both cried a little and she talked about how proud she was of him. When everyone has a moment today, can you send out a prayer…a happy thought–heck, throw clams at the sun if that is your spiritual bent–but it would be wonderful to send these men and women a big fat burst of love today. They certainly deserve it.


