Don’t Hate Me For My Celebrity Lifestyle, Part 603
(See right) Sexy Incisor? Why wasn’t I cast as Sexy Incisor? Why was I picked for Angry Bicuspid? Are they trying to tell me something? I am actually at the point where my self-esteem is damaged by tooth placement.Toyota’s having a massive recall…
Now, please do not freak out! It’s just the floor mat–but better safe than sorry. For all the information, head over to One Cheap Chick: http://blogs.sltrib.com/cheap/index.php?p=3574&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
A free-bee night of Theatre!
On October 15, 2009, theatres all over the country are offering free performances! This is an amazing opportunity to expose your kids to some wonderful shows you might not usually be able to afford…or find a babysitter and have a date! Online ticket reservations begin tomorrow (October 1, 2009) and tickets are limited so you’ll want to sign up right away. Go here to see if theaters in your area are participating
A free-bee chill-out at Aveda!
Aveda Salons are offering a free stress-relief treatment, here’s what’s included:
-Free Cup of Comforting Tea
-Free Aroma Sensory Journey
-Free Stress-Relieving Hand Ritual (my favorite!)
-Free Stress-Relieving Neck and Shoulder Massage
-Free Makeup Finishing Touch
…and then they’ll pick out a free product sample to fit in with your particular wants and needs.

Sneaky inside tip: these fill up almost instantly (no surprise, we’re all stressed!
) so be sure to make an appointment right away. Check here for your nearest location: http://www.aveda.com/templates/door/locator.tmpl?ngextredir=1
Teacher Appreciation Week at Borders!
It’s Educator Appreciation Week at Borders (through 10.7). All current and retired teachers can save 30% off the list price of nearly everything in the store. Just bring your school ID card.

Teachers can also sign up for the Classroom Discount Card. It’s free and saves teachers 25% off the list price of books and music, as well as 10% off the price of DVDs to be used in the classroom. Thanks, Coupon Cravings!
BOGO Free glasses!
Eye Care Center of America’s offering a bogo, free - Buy any one lense and frame and get one free with printed coupon. Since my MacLean just decimated two pair of The Todd’s reading glasses, I guess I’ll be clicking, sigh…http://partners.mysavings.com/z/3607/CD1816/
$5.00 off Neutrogena Complete Acne Care!
Free-Bee! A $5.00 Coupon for Neutrogena’s Complete Acne Therapy System. These tend to run out pretty fast, click now if you need it…http://partners.mysavings.com/z/3583/CD1816/
Free Prescription drugs for the unemployed
One of the scariest things about losing your job is the loss of health benefits. Prescriptions are appallingly expensive. Pfizer is offering to supply free prescriptions if you’re out of work and on one of their drugs, like Lipitor. Here’s a list of requirements: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2009-05-14-pfizer-free-drugs-viagra_N.htmhttp://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2009-05-14-pfizer-free-drugs-viagra_N.htm
UPDATE: There’s a new website called www.needymeds.org that offers broader coverage and more options to get your prescriptions covered. Drop by and see how they can help you…
Free shipping at Nordstrom’s
Now through October 26th, Nordstrom.com is offering free shipping on all shoe purchases! I found tons of discounted shoes: Converse, Merrells, and Crocs. Sneaky inside tip: you get free shipping on the shoes, BUT, if there’s anything else you want on the website, you’ll receive free shipping on your entire order (as long as it includes a pair of shoes)! Use promotion code “SHOES” at the checkout.
Buy some of this…get some of that…
Buy $30 or more of select P&G products and receive a $10 gift card to Babies R’ Us! The products that count towards the deal are; Dreft, Tide, Charmin, Bounty, Always and Duracell. Sneaky inside tip: Both Babies R Us and Toys R Us accept manufacturer’s coupons, so you could pair this deal with the $5.00 Facebook coupon below!
More free-bees from Victoria’s Secret!
You can get a free panty from Victoria’s Secret with any purchase, plus $10 off any bra with this coupon HERE . I really like their Body by Victoria bras–so comfy! Sneaky inside tip: I couldn’t help but notice two of their lowest-priced items are lotion or lip gloss for only $2.95. That qualifies for the panty!
Goodies from Toys and Babies R’ Us on Facebook
Yet another Facebook offer! If you become a fan on facebook for Babies R Us (HERE) or Toy’s R Us (HERE), you can receive a $5 off code to use online.


The REAL Mrs. Fields–Debbie–is this insanely hot and skinny woman who used to sit front row at the Utah Jazz games. The Todd and I would work halftime shows and she’d always slip me coupons for free cookies. Man, I MISS that woman! It’s almost like she’s back–stop by your local Mrs. Fields store on Thursday (10.1) between 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. to pick up a 
