“Hey, Honey, Should I Have a Face Lift or a Bust Enhancement?”
NEW from Todd:
Men, there are some questions that you should NEVER answer.
It’s a no-win situation. The only way out is to use the classic “I love you just the way you are,” line, even if in your mind you are picturing your wife’s perky new form. These types of questions are a trap that no man can escape. It’s like if you were kidnapped and you were asked, “do you want to be shot in the head or the chest?” You just can’t win.
Here’s a few more questions you should never answer:
“Which one of my sisters is the hottest?”
“If I died, which one of our friends would you be interested in?”
And, the standard: “does this make my butt look fat?”
Now, the obvious answer is “no!” But, the timing of the answer to the question is the key. The time span between the question and your answer should only be able to be measured by a group of scientists in a secret underground bunker under the Nevada desert.
So, ladies, please help us men out. If you have more questions that men should NEVER answer, please add them here, (unless it violates some sacred estrogren pact.)
Thanks, Todd
Todd, the Basement Plague Demon
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